http://www.savvysugar.com/2297655
Looks like my alternatives - at this point - are a Yawn Counter or a Kitty Box Decorator. I'd love to see the job descriptions on this one. And do you get paid by the yawn/by the kitty?
As always, 1,000 questions pop into my mind:
- How do you even get these jobs?
- Are they listed on Monster.com?
- How do you interview for them?
- What is your career path?
- turkey plucker ( i assume this is not the live ones but I did not ask)
- newspaper boy (no so bad unless you live in the cold wet lands of Wales?!)
- marzipan maker (I am more of a chocolate person myself)
- bathroom cleaner (for an assisted living home! I'll have to remember this one next tim eI have to clean the house. No more bathrooms - Yay!)
- rock collector (he did get a PHD in Topography - whatever that is :)
My point? Oh right - my point.
I am more thankful to be a writer. It is a great life. I don't know if I can really call it a "job" yet, but I'm determined to get there.
Maybe now, I'll appreciate the hard times a bit more.
Your husband the turkey plucker. Why does that make me want to laugh?
ReplyDeleteI can't talk, though. I've sold shoes and knives and made presentations on Mad Cow disease to old European men.
How cool is your husband? I bet few people can say they've been a turkey plucker.
ReplyDeleteAnd fun post! I love being a writer, too. :D