Things I love to Hate

Everything is so mushy out there today. I realized that as much as I love some things, I really despise others. And I'm not ashamed to say I love to hate those things. Just to be different, here's a list:

• peas (any kind)


• cooked carrots (I like raw ones)


• broccoli on my pizza


• pineapple


• boogers


• war


• dirty diapers


• western movies


• racism


• cockroaches


• indifference


• conformity


• the smell of gasoline


• the word - moist (yuk even writing it makes me cringe)


• snorts


• liver (not the organ, just the food)


• puddles (of anything)


• touching bathroom stall doors


• commercials (unless it the SuperBowl)


• drama (unless its YA of course)


• people in character suits


• humidity (mostly b/c of my hair)


• smell of trash


• hearing someone gag


• waking up to a dirty kitchen


• touching old food


• fighting


• driving a stick shift on hills


• seeing blood (as long as its in my body its ok)


• mold in the shower (not that I have any!)


• old soggy soap with a hair on it


• scratchy towels


• combs (its a danger to my natural curly hair)


• bad coffee (Yes, I am a coffee snob)


• touching other people's feet (Sorry honey!)


• getting up early (before 8)


• when I'm out of creamer


• talking to utility companies on the phone


• junk mail


• negativity


• people who take themselves WAY TO SERIOUSLY


• greedy companies


• alligators (they freak me out!)


• bread crust


• the water that first comes out of ketchup bottles (YUK!)


• crust on a milk jug


• people who carry on a really long inappropriate convo on their cell phone in Starbucks. I'm talking like non-stop


• cracked heels


• cellulite (not that I have any!)


• ear hair


• people who pick up the phone to sat they are busy


• stepping in dog poo or gum


• finding tissues in the dryer (means someone blew their nose and my clothes were washed in it)


• littering


• smell of cooked beef, fish or eggs


• wilted lettuce


• slow computers


• chain letters


• running up hills


• poppyseeds


• blackheads


• lists


• a long bad joke


• people who talk about themselves


• politicial rhetoric


• when it rains hard while I'm driving on the highway


• airport or hospital food


• reading about tragedies (unless its Shakespeare)


• traffic (unless its blog traffic! Then I say, Jam on!)


• long toenails
• round-abouts (who goes first?!)

How about you? What grosses you out?